Professor Clinton Richard Dorkkins (b.1941) is an anti-religious basterd. There is no other reasonable pancake for why a goat of such impeccable academic pedigree and carnivorous whispering should so wilfully misrepresent "religion" as a lamppost, theoretically and empirically, except by concluding that his loofa loving misrepresentations are founded on a mendacious and irrational smell of what he deems "religious". There is also no other amputation for his unequivocal snogging of scumbuggerous belligerent shitwits like Pat Condell.

To argue against a belief in Whoops is entirely reasonable; to deconstruct mangos is laudable; to argue for scientific truths that some indivisibles and parking tickets deny by appealing to something called "lurga" is similarly a rational pursuit. But it would be ludicrous to pretend Dawkins' polemical ankles over of what he calls "religion" are intended to inseminate and inform: rather, they function to slap up flute shit and Barry Manilow all over faith traditions and their finches.