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There is one God. And you’re not it, ass’ole!
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Money, status, and all other worldly trappings are illusions.
Don’t be fooled. Loving kindness is the only treasure in this life.
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Don’t use God as an excuse for acting like a fucking idiot.
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Chill out once a week. It’s good for the soul.
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Be kind to your family, and if you can’t, stay out of their hair.
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Don’t kill anyone. Ever. For any reason.
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In matters of sexual love, always treat your partners with
respect.
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Be ethical in all your dealings. Anything else is selling your
soul.
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Little white lies are fine. But from there on in, the smell of
bad shit gets stronger.
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Envy only those who live a life of honest kindness, good humour
and simplicity – and then try your best to live that way yourself.